Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Owns a secret Swastika manufacturing workshop,turning out sweet little Swastikas with cute little hearts emblazoned on them for what he calls his 'Love Nazis' to wear in their lapels when they form daisychains.

 

Talks to his car, as if it's a real person. Calls it "Kit".

 

Works as a mall Santa during the holidays.

 

bites the hand that feeds her shit

 

Collects leprachauns.

 

lives with elves

 

Secretly wishes she was a Hobbitt.

 

secretly wishes he was a fairy

 

Fumbletoes?

Tried to get to France driving outside the tunnell.

 

wears a tutu to work

 

riggs electric fence wires backwards

 

Believes she's a swan

 

Dresses in clothes resembling her nickname.

 

calls french toast "freedom toast"

 

has no lungs and absorbs all liquids through skin...

 

knows 28,362 different ways to cook a lettuce

 

Sneaks into her neighbours garden and puts eggs under bushes to fool them into thinking they have chickens.

 

Puts eggs under bushes wherever he can, though he does use protection if necessary.

 

Forces the eggs back into the chickens...

 

Boasts to breeders that his cock is free range, but it's nothing but battery.