Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Enjoyed seeing me all wet

 

Enjoyed being all wet

 

Put a bear trap in her fireplace so she can catch Santa.

 

travels to the north pole daily

 

Collects the tolls for crossing the Giant's Causeway

 

Already in training to win the Hawaiian Tropic suntan competition in 2012
(no matter how cloudy or chilly it is on the shores of the Irish Sea)
Do they have a goosebump competition as well?

 

Has no idea what a garden is.

 

Has no idea what easygoing means

 

Her sig picture is actually her running away from a giant beachball that threatened to kidnap her and take her to it's home planet...beachball 9.

 

always tells the truth

 

Started thinking up that witty post seventeen pages ago

 

Never tells the truth

 

farts in jars...then organizes them by colour

 

closet Rush Limbaugh fan

 

Rubs Limburger cheese all over his engorged member, then lays on the forest floor, waiting for oral from lemurs.

 

Goes to the zoo and taunts the monkeys because he hopes they will throw their feces at him.

 

Goes to the zoo to visit his relatives, who throw feces at him.

 

Is really an alien in disguise.

 

Is really a disguise

 

comes from pluto