Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Is a burglar who specializes in stealing elderly people's false teeth.

 

Is wondering what's become of his false teeth

 

Has false false teeth.

 

Trains bears to ride unicycles.

 

Rides an emu to work every morning instead of a car.

 

drinks three litres of lubricating oil every day

 

shaves the left side of her body

 

sharpens knives with his teeth

 

Wanted to join the circus as a bearded lady but failed miserably when came time to grow the beard in question.

 

wanted to be a astronaut but was late to catch the rocket up ta space

 

Is really an 87 year old tap-dancing Albanian midget

 

is really a 100 year old waltzing 3legged elephant

 

thinks spaghetti grows on trees

 

Built his house at low tide...
Only his chimney is sticking out of the water now.

 

Gets goosebumps just from looking at it :mickey:

 

Lives with seven dwarfs who she enjoys singing cheesy songs with.

 

Shot Bambi's mother.

 

Got shot down over Iraq the other day

 

lives is disneyland

 

her true name is Minni Mouse