Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

Says the ladies luv his Magnum P.I. mustache

 

Has an aircraft carrier tattoed across her shoulder blades.

 

Tells everybody he's hung like a horse

 

Only takes a bath once a month, whether she needs to or not!

 

drives an oldsmomile starfire firenza

 

is not actually flippin' anyone off in his avvy ~

is actually examining a bugger he just picked!

 

calls boogers buggers and buggers boogers

 

has a stash of gay midget porn.

 

is six feet tall

 

likes to moon people as he drives on the highway

 

is a Green Beret

 

kicked out of the military for being gay

 

used to be a man

 

can fart out the complete "when the saints go marching in" chorus

 

can BURP out the William Tell Overture

 

talks like her jaws are wired shut...but they aren't

 

hides his dirty dishes in the oven until the door won't close anymore

 

^^Shot J.R.

 

Tried to buy a senate seat

 

tried to buy a port-a-potty seat