Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

Adores bunnies and slippers made in their image.

 

He can't sleep at night until his partner tells him a bedtime story

 

She can't sleep at night until hubby gives her a rubby.

(urban slang)

 

He's afraid to post pictures of himself in his underwear, come on don't all model have them kind of pictures..we want to see what you've got.....

 

has sex for crack money

 

Bottles his saliva and sells it to nervous men to use for their DNA samples for determining paternity.

 

Member of a hardcore latino street gang

 

Waxes backs for a living.

 

sell his sperm for gas money

 

Has the world's second largest antique water gun collection.

 

collects blue gummy bears in his basement

 

Licks self adhesive stamps, then glues them on with super glue.

 

Insists that his wife address him as Mr Jack Bauer

 

Will not travel more than a few blocks from home without having to inspect his shoes for chewing gum or other sole stickiness.

 

his goal in life is to be a professional infomercial audience actor

 

Dildo in Ass as we speak

 

still wear his superman cape under his clothes

 

"knows" all the neighbors husbands biblicly

 

sleeps with his neighbors wife while husband watches...

 

wants to be my neighbor