Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

Cannot parallel park to save life.

 

Family has original patent for Gold

 

the EARTH IS FLAT.. :smilielol5:

has anyone said that to you yet?

 

Has a sled pulled by 1300 squirrells.

 

will only eat peanut butter and animal cracker

 

once ate a whole chocolate pie...

 

Has reached 7 in learning to count to 10. Have heart, only three more to go!

 

has a great fear of human contact, much like Howard Hughes....

 

has a six foot hole dug out just in case any visitors come by

 

once lived in a cave full of bats

 

wears two inch long fake eyelashes

 

Wants to get it on with Michele Obama

 

has secret desire to move on to GW's ranch....

 

doesn't really have a cabin on the hill, he lives in a condo with his parents

 

freckly butt

 

practices his Micheal Jackson impression every night in the bathroom before going to bed

 

Practices his Micheal Jackson impression every night with the neighbors kids... (ohhhh did I go there?)

 

is secretly in love with the loudmouth chick two doors down the lane

 

falls on purpose for attention

 

he stomps his feet when he doesn't get his way