Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

leaves a yellow piss trail where ever he goes

 

leaves a red piss trail wherever he goes

 

secret ambition is to be one of these performers

 

likes to dance with himself...

 

has a house full of mice that he tells people theyre pets...but they arent

 

likes to take the ashes from his woodstove and put them in large jars, telling visitors that its the remains of his dearly departed loved ones and pets....:-0

 

reserves one day a month to bathe

 

only has left teeth

 

still sleeping on spiderman sheets

 

crosses fingers when saying the pledge of allegiance

 

still wears Spidey unders!

 

forces every pet rabbit seen to run 3 laps with her only to toughen and cook their meat..... poor bunnies...

 

has a temporary driver's license

 

yearns to be a rock star...

 

likes his wife to tie him up and spank him

 

likes to tease dumb animals, mostly males

 

likes to jog through the park in nothing but his birthday suit...

 

belongs to over twenty porn forums

 

chews fangernails and swallows....:-0

 

has a stripper pole in his living room to entertain his friends