Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

Thought MaMa Cass was the Hot one.

 

thinks the year is stuck in 1999

 

^^Is sane

 

Once mistook Angelia Jolie as a BigFoot in a drunken stupor.

 

Wonders what a Yooper is, when he is one.

You Might be a Yooper if...
Your wife's Lady Remington is a 30-06...
Your snowmobile costs more than your kid's college education...
Your wife's night gown says Fred Bear Archery...
A trip to the islands means Mackinac and Bois Blanc...
You're on a first name basis with the clerk at the Michigan State Unemployment Office...
You install your snow tires in early September...
You think working at McDonalds' means making the big bucks...
Your best clothes are reversible; Blaze Orange to Camouflage...
Going south for the winter means going to Escanaba...
You think that Iron Mountain is a prime example of a big city in urban decay...
You think the expression "to open a can of worms" means " to go fishing"...
You think that a Big Mac and a shake refers to the Bridge on a windy day...
People in Wisconsin act superior to you...
Your kid "aced" the 3rd grade...on his 9th try...
A new car means a 1972 AMC Gremlin...
Being a "Red Wing fan" means you like their new line of hiking boots...
You watched the "Ricki Lake Show" because you thought it was a show about fishing...
You answer the question "How many UP'ers does it take to change a light bulb?" with "None, we don't have electricity"...
You consider Velcro to be high tech...
You think that "The Straits of Mackinac" refers to the heterosexual population on the island...
You think that the Mackinac ferry refers to, well, you know...
You view working the drive-through window as an important career advancement...

Yes I "borrowed" this list from some dumb web site. OMG, I'm a plagiarist!

 

Had to google "Yooper"

 

Thinks I give a damn about anything north of the Mason-Dixon line. But I guess it is another source of fuel for my witty smartass comments.
And like some log cabin syrup sucking Canuck didn't google Yooper. Or are you a closet Yooper groupie?

 

>>Insane accusation....the poster aboveis a ^^^ witty smartass




yooper = U.P.-er = person who lives in the upper peninsula region of Michigan <<I may be wrong but thats my definition..never googled it

 

likes to hang his laundry up outside in the nude just to shock the elderly women in the neighborhood....

 

Has a large beard to disguised that he was a member of the SS during the early years of the Third Reich.

 

actually is a member of the SS during the early years of the Third Reich.....and wears a Hitler style mustache to appear lunatic like

 

is actually partial to eclairs....

 

Has a secret room in his basement where he prepares













































meat..................

 

was big in the disco scene, still has the duds....

 

Only thing is when I shake my booty now, other things shake too.


Still yearns to be the fifth Gibb brother.

 

Thinks the band America is all American....

 

Thought the song The Pusher was about a guy who shoved people.

 

Has never filed taxes

 

was smuggled into the country in the anus of a large zoo animal.

 

employed by the CIA to take pictures of all Hip Forums' posters.