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Has a basement in her shed where she brews illegal dandelion wine

 

Is part of a worldwide conspiracy to spy on moonshiners

 

is part of a w/w conspiracy to moon at old ladies.

 

believes in sending old ladies to the moon

 

Thinks the old ladies would sweep up the mess those murcans left on the moon.

 

walks on the moon daily

 

Does the moonwalk daily

 

has 89 dogs

 

Hounds, sweetie. We call them hounds.

Rides out with the Galway Blazers twice a week.

 

thinks galway is village in spain

 

thinks people in spain are pink and speak swahili

 

eats icecream with a fork

 

eats forks with ice cream

shit i actually did that today!

 

what?you eated icecream with a fork? did it not slip throught the middle ?

drinks water from a saucer:2thumbsup:

 

Loves me and just won't admit it.

 

Goes to work every day on a pogo stick

 

has watched "The Titanic " 497 times

 

Thinks the ship's correct name was SS Titanic

 

Thinks Tarzan's real name was Bruce Wayne.

 

He likes to play with little duckies when he's takin' a bath...