Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

is related ta cromwell

 

taught her pet goldfish to recite obscene poetry every time the priest popped in for a half of guinness at the local...

 

^head over heels for me

 

^wants to marry me

 

is iviting me to the wedding

 

Is directly descended from William of Orange

(serves you right for linking me - a royalist!! - to that damn regicide ... )

 

favorite colour is orange

 

thinks that Louis, Simon and Sharon made a BIG mistake here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvp_tqOmR2M&feature=related"]Worst Rapper Ever - YouTube

 

Wouldn't know where to look for Oliver Cromwell's house

 

Which one,Ely or Hamton Court?

 

Doesn't know a "make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread when he sees it.

 

Auditioned for the lead in "Twilight "

 

works at the human organs black market

 

sells human organs

 

Likes to dress up as an organ grinder's monkey

 

eats raw monkey organs

 

chopps up poor little monkeys

 

Once auditioned for The Monkees

 

Claims to be a monkey.

 

tried to teach cats the sign language to prove that they were smarter than monkeys