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stole my monkey nuts

 

drives my monkey nuts

 

Is trying to increase global warming by showing off her hot legs

 

lives in a tree house

 

Wishes she lived in my tree house

 

Actually is renting my tree house

 

Invites pretty young ladies up into his tree house

 

steals bits of ancient masonry from protected sites and keeps them in her drinking water tank... she mistakenly thinks this act will impart wisdom and physical immortality...

 

Due to a minor typing error, has spent most of her life trying to discover the key to immorality

 

has the key to immorality

 

Believes that immorality has a combination lock

 

believes that the word combination is held together with super glue

 

believes that superglue was invented so that cobblers can stick to their lasts

 

buys her food from jumble sales...

 

eats 7 apples every day

 

swallows apples in one piece

 

swallows oranges in one piece too

 

poops whole apples, and gets them to hit a specific target as a party trick...

 

updates me on the next hits

 

Sends herself on holiday by air mail