Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

sends fake anonymous suicide notes to random people in random adresses through mail

 

has a komodo dragon living under their bed

 

Wears mittens on his feet and sandals on his hands.

 

Dances to advert jingles

 

Would know all about that ... he's my dance partner

 

Gets moist at the thought of Morris-Dancers knee bells.

 

Can't understand whey there aren't Austin-Dancers, Riley-Dancers and Wolseley-Dancers as well

 

Uses lighted cigarettes to burn out the eyes of Barbie Dolls.

 

Never uses the left shoe of any pair

 

Wears her knickers backwards so no-one knows if she's cumming [sic] or going!

 

Genuinely believes we haven't all heard that one (or a variant of it) before

 

Drives her car with the top down when its raining...

 

Drives to work in a tractor

 

Thinks the Batmobile uses unleaded petrol.

 

Thinks red diesel is produced for export to China and North Korea

 

Doesn't believe Dangermouse can see through his eyepatch.

 

has a homemade costume made out of dead pugs and bears

 

claims he is the legitimate heir to bootsy collins' underwear...

 

Goes carol-singing at Easter.

 

eats toes