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thinks chopsticks are for playin' drums with

 

Knows better ... uses them to play the bodhran

 

plays ice hockey on the grass

 

Farts constantly at home and blames it on the dogs.

 

Has a thing for 'snow and more snow' apparently...

 

Believes there really was such a character as Aiken Drum

 

is really a blue fairy

 

Believes in fairies

 

believes in elves

 

Believes in believing in things.

 

farts always smell like peanut butter and jam

 

Has made 'setting light to farts' into a stage act, and demands a three figure sum for each performance...

 

Sucks his big toe when nervous.

 

Has a phobia of Grey Socks...

 

has a million pairs of socks

 

Has fourteen toes on one foot.

 

has fourteen feet on one toe

 

Has six big toes on the other foot.

 

has ten fingers growing from one thumb

 

Likes sucking on my ten finger thumb.