Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

likes sucking on my six big toes

 

is right.

 

isn't

 

right

 

sleeps with both eyes open

 

Still checks under the bed for monsters...

 

scrapes carrots for the queen of england, canada, australia and other assorted colonies

 

Can run really fast when chased by angry kittens...

 

Will be seen at the Olympics this year, selling Ice-Cream...

 

Has only one blue eye.

 

Is a cross-dresser with wooden teeth

 

wears a fake penis to work , and tells everyone about it

 

believes all of what you hear,an three quarters of what you see.

 

Pokes mice with a stick.

 

pulls cats tails

 

Once dropped a hippo from 10 feet to see if it would land on its feet.

 

climbed down a steep cliff blindfolded

 

High dives into a teacup

 

swings from light bulbs

 

Still uses incandescent lamps...