Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

lives in a cave

 

Hangs from the roofs of caves like a bat.

 

lives in a birds nest

 

sets the neighborhood flowers on fire

 

helps me ta burn the grass as well

 

Has eleven toes, nine fingers, and files her taxes in the nude.

 

Used to have a performing pet Hamster named Gonzo...

 

grows apples on an orange tree

 

ate 500 apples in 20 minutes

 

walked 100miles in 30minutes

 

walks barefoot in the rain.

 

never trims anything and often gets mistaken for tumbleweed...

 

Shouts at Walnuts, calling them 'lazy'...

 

get's excited about infomercials

 

Talked a Cyclops into buying a 3D Television...

 

Treats flypaper and toilet paper as interchangeable commodities

 

puts tinfoil inta the microwave

 

eats tin foil for lunch

 

eats me for lunch ha! ha!

 

Wishes she was wrong.