Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

Believes most conspiracy theories are true.

 

bought a quarter pound of oregano for $500

 

Doesn't know the true value of oregano

 

Loves canned soup.

 

collects empty tins

 

only goes to the bathroom at night.

 

is hiding in my bathroom ta catch me in the shower

 

Has no lights in her bathroom just candles.

 

Has a candle costume.

 

wants to light my candle

 

is also a lifetime supporter of several conspiracy theory sites

 

Has way too much fiber in his diet, has not gotten off the toliet in 4 days.

 

Has an extensive rubber duck collection, which she talks to when she thinks noones looking...

 

Is totally quackers...

 

His username is actually serious, and he is on the run from a psychiatric hospital...

 

discovered planet earth

 

Roller skates on Saturn's rings.

 

swims in the desert

 

Eats chocolate covered cherries from the inside out.

 

Wants to lick my nipple