Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

Put a beach ball inside her shirt to simulate being pregnant when she was 10 years old.

That's actually the origins of your name.

 

Prefers Mr Data to Captain Picard

 

prefers indoors to out doors.

 

Prefers downstairs to upstairs

 

Knows the words to every ABBA song.

 

Knows Anni-Frid's & Agnetha's Bra Sizes...

 

test drives roller skates for a living

 

Was thrown out of Disneyland for kicking Mickey in the nuts...

 

bought and secretly wears lady Gaga's "meat dress"

 

Builds sand castles in his neighbors bathtub.

 

Drives around singing Donny Osmond songs

 

is in love with donny osmond

 

Attended Donnie Osmonds Wedding

 

Likes Marie Osmond's butt

 

Would rather die than look at a womans ass.

 

Has a problem distinguishing fact from fantasy that there's probably medication he can take for

 

Farts into empty jam-jars, which are then handed out as gifts...

 

Collects wing nuts

 

Wants to collect my wing nuts

 

Is the world's leading authority on superglue bottle caps