Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

Supports mr lunatic stealing my pickled toes

 

Only eats pickled toes because she's got this thing against big noses, and nobody pickles little noses

 

Dances with the mop while watching "Strictly come Dancing"

 

Wears a cotton petticoat with embroidered flowers on it when he thinks nobody is looking

 

Dwells in the ethereal super-consious realm. Attaining the unknowable.

 

after the seeing the mess you left in the bathroom last night Id say "The Volcano" would have been a better username choice

 

Enjoys dumpster diving on the weekends.

 

has an amazing collection of "stop" signs in her lounge

 

hunts baby seals in the winter:beatdeadhorse5:

 

is always floggin' a dead horse

 

Has forty two cats.

 

has a million dogs

 

Feeds hers cats celery.

 

Is fed by means of an intravenous celery soup drip

 

went to the hospital after snorting yellow snow

 

has 2 bikes...with no tires


prefers to ride them on the steel rims

 

drives a car with square wooden tires

 

Gift wraps used tissues for presents.

 

has the world's largest collection of play dough

 

In real life Deranged is a lesbian Babtist preacher from Alabama.....;-D