Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

is a world famous vegas prostitute

 

invented vegetarianism

 

Possesses the worlds largest collection of vintage soup crackers.

 

Is in love with the word "slimey"

 

Is actually a medium sized shetland pony....

 

Likes to kick ponies.

 

^^ lmao..!




lies about being retired.. is really an undercover FBI agent.

 

Balances pencils on her nose at work.

 

can stand on his head for three hours straight

 

Can stand on Retired Hippie's head for three hours straight

 

Can stand on Roamy's head while she's standing on mine for 3 hours straight.

 

Enjoys having people stand on his head...

 

Is scared of kittens

 

Likes wearing a mini skirt and looking at himself in the mirror

 

holds the guinness record for the largest crack smoked in a single sitting

 

is a world famous pimp

 

is a black market "organ donator"

 

Spends her evenings trying to persuade her dogs to eat bananas....unsuccessfully so far, it should be noted.

 

Spends her evenings putting peanut butter on her clit so her dogs can lick it off Seriously I saw this online once.....ewwwwuke:

 

Apt to break out singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in a squalling soprano...