Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

Has painted his house in seventeen different shades of grey

 

eats a healthy diet of beach balls and partially inflated inner tubes

 

Hey how'd you know!!:2thumbsup:

 

Is trying to turn this thread into another "Answer the question with a question" thread

 

We all know she's a millionaire and doesn't really go to work

 

Drinks 10 gallons of milk a day.

 

Lives in city busses to save on rent.

 

enjoys cupping his farts in his hands and smacking others in the nasal area

 

Has a collection of bottled farts.

 

sleeps standing up

 

sleeps hanging upside down

 

is an alien starship captain

 

is my first officer on the alien starship

 

is preparing us for our first invasion of planet earth

 

Thinks hes an alien starship captain, but really lives in a small shack on the side of a mountain.

edit: oopsy, double post

 

thinks shes going ta bring our ship down

 

wears socks in the bath

 

swims in the shower

 

Has a blue willy

 

drops the soap on purpose..

 

Is terrified of hamsters.