Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

still has'nt returned from the mountain. on the missing list ha! ha!

 

drinks her white wine at room temperature and her red wine chilled.... Travesty!

 

3 toes on one foot...7 on the other

 

is diggin' for spods ha! ha!

 

knows all the words...just like i do


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGmHuEhLWso"]stompin tom - bud the spud - YouTube

 

dose'nt have great taste in music

 

Is really Scottish.

 

is really irish

 

Is really Lady Isabella Spofforth

 

Likes to tease me with her leg pics.

 

Doesn't like looking at people's legs at all

 

Needsto be informed that it's only ladies legs I like.

 

Needs to be informed that I think he has impeccable taste

 

beachball is actually a whoopie cushion

 

is an interplanetary explorer

 

your family fortune came from when your grandfather invented the urinal puck

 

Is 17% owner of the patent rights to the cuckoo clock

 

Has legs that could launch a battleship (and a few other things)

 

Has a very peculiar notion of what it takes to launch a battleship ...

 

Has very peculiar legs that could probably launch anything