Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

steals candy from babies

 

eats 10 big huge cakes everyday

 

is big huge ;p

 

Only dates overweight, cross-eyed, cross dressers.

 

would date me

 

eats animals

 

is absurd

 

cut the first 3 inches off his ruler them measured his penis

 

has an inverted penis

 

has an obsession with toliets!

 

stands when she pees.

 

Do you drink it?

 

doesnt know how to make absurd accusations

 

really wants to pay my car insurance for me

 

doesnt have a car

 

Is gonna sort that problem out by letting Moe have his car

 

doesnt have a car

 

Can't remember posting exactly the same thing less than 40 minutes previously

 

hahah drives really crappy cars hehe ;p

 

Hah!

Doesn't know style and sophistication when he sees it