Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

Will make this same post until banned.

 

Y'know-I could easily start to hate you,RH.

Snot the quantity,it's the quality,right?

Right.

So-my friend must be TOP quality...coz he ignores me.

I mean...I keep TELLING him we're friends and that's why I like holding his hand......




.....but he's of the 'Less is More' school of thinking.

 

Goes off on tangents.

 

Sits alone in the dark eating dried-out wet farts.

 

Started a Katy Perry fan club.

 

Thinks Fred Flintstone invented rocks.

 

Surfs in oil spills.

 

Likes to lick the inside of sewage pipes.

 

Thinks nobody but him ever reads this thread

 

She has never been to the beach

 

Has never taken a nap

 

works at the hospital

secretly collects the circumcised foreskins :ack2:

 

ewwwww

Works at the mortuary. Secretly collects [THE REST OF THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED - MODS]

 

doesnt even work

 

What's absurd about that, F? If only there was a little more family money washing around, I really wouldn't have to.

Doesn't know the meaning of the word "work" ... but he knows it has 4 letters, begins with a W and ends with a K, so he reckons he can have a pretty good guess what it's all about ...

 

thinks people who dont work are absurd and should be sent to colonize jupiter in a surfboard

 

Thinks its possible to get to Jupiter on a surfboard ... when any fool could tell you that a surfboard can only carry enough fuel to get you to Mars

 

heard completely outdated surfboard technology news

 

Will be astounded when the latest Interstellar Bicycle is revealed,totally bypassing the need to carry fuel.

 

dose'nt understand why there's no fuel-tank on his bicycle