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Understands perfectly why there's no fuel tank on her bicycle, so has had one installed in her backpack

 

thinks perfectly is the name of a river in austria

 

Can recite pi to 3.14 decimal places

 

got a new calculator for xmas

 

Needs to replace a couple of beads on the third row of her calculator

 

can't spell 'Abacus'!

 

the only lady of the night who accepts monopoly dollars

 

swap 10miles today

 

Cheated at the office party-twice sat down before the music had stopped !

 

Pretended to be a chair at the forementioned office party.

 

was controlling the music, and left it going so long that Roamy and half a dozen others just HAD to sit down

 

Was too desperate to wait for the toilets at the office Christmas do,so nipped behind the printer and had a dump in her handbag.

 

drives a 52 citroen

 

Believes snowballs are the difference between snowmen and snow women.

 

Is Puff the Magic Dragon's younger cousin

 

thinks rockin' is a hand on a cradle

 

Thinks Sheffield Wednesday is a bank holiday

 

Shaves her kitty to make it look like a lion

 

is a world class juggler

 

Has world class jugs