Make no sense

I got a tatoo of a butt on my butt..

 

Raining heavily no interest to work...I suggest all to sleep well

 

keep the faith.......now give it back!

 

I said "Hey-I found a pair of shoes!"
He said "That's not a pair-they don't match".
I asked "How many shoes make a pair?"
He said "Two. Why?"
I said "Hey-I found a pair of shoes!"

 

i'm frozen with the heat

 

to pee or not to pee..

 

I'm enjoying playing a game started by bird migration

 

Bird Migration should post more often...I'm a fan.

 

You just stop that IMMEDIATELY-or I'll open a Farcebook account!

 

I told my friend Catherine Hip Forums was a computer game.

 

It's quarter past three in the matriculation

 

.......and tuppence was enough to weigh your pockets down

 

The saucer was definitely overrevving

 

....and the pig-knuckles won all the beer

 

Which puggy had brewed in his home-made still

 

Hey,see-through windows! Wow - what WILL they think of next?!

 

Threads that people want to post on, perhaps?

 

square wheels don't roll away-but SPAGHETTI HOOPS DO!

 

when?

 

you don't need a turbo when your car has double overhead underhangers!