Make something up

The word American is a long lost Latin word meaning, "One With A Small Penis".

 

You are special

 

I am drunk

 

make something down

 

destroy nothing down ^^^

 

Pigs can fly but choose not to because they fear that they will exploited and forced to appear on the Jerry Springer show.

 

97% of the world's wierd shitcomes from japan...


....never mind, that actually isnt made up

 

marijuana is a gateway drug

 

All the girls on the chinese olympics team are 16

 

john mccain's cancelation of the campaign has nothing to do with sarah palin's debate

 

coffee is actually made from the feces of donkeys.

 

weed is legal in amsterdam

 

Marijuana is highly addictive

 

^ha. i actually like palin, she swung my vote in fact.

i can't believe that nigga Mccain went broke though. that's some dumb shit.


Porch Monkey is a rascist term and isn't true at all.

 

I can think of something worth saying

 

i didn't go on a mean rampage last night because i was drunk.

 

i got soooooo smashed last night like totally fuckin hammered

 

Im the greatest cook in the world

 

I definitely remember what I wanted to post, and this thread sucks and is def not the shit.

 

All stereotypes are fictional traits given to racial minorities..