Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

Grrrr

^ actually has balls

 

is jealous that my balls are bigger than his own

 

LOL! uh huh..

should have been burnt as a witch

 

gets mistaken for John Candy when out in public constantly

 

hehh jc is an el neato dude! thanks!

^ is a Rudolph Nureyev junkie

 

wears nappies instead of underwear coz he says they're comfortable and hey - you can let go whenever you need to

 

^ does my nappy changes

 

calls me mummy and demands a bed time story everynight

 

and mummy acts it out for me heh j/k

^ is like a crow and steals and hides shiny things

 

had a breast implants last month and now has a infection in both breasts..

 

talks to yourself in the mirror saying you're so hot baby id hit it i wanna slap that ass oh yeah

 

has more personalities than Sybil

 

Sold his kindeys in the 5th grade for a quart of milk.

 

gets turned on by seeing himself naked

 

Gets turned on by seeing me naked

 

sends me photo after photo of him naked even when i tell him i dont want to see!!

 

You know you want it.

 

is the biggest slut in australia averaging at 700+ screws a year

 

Averages 5000+ screws a year but thats ok because shes a prostitute

 

is with a prostitute right now..