Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

is less of a man than i am

 

Is a chipendale with an 11 inch penis and a testosterone inbalance.

 

collects my little ponies

 

Collects actual ponies and tortures them with windex

 

is head of the Spam society heh heh

 

Bathes in spam

 

Doesnt like spam and makes bacon on the beach

 

Made his penis into spam and ate it

 

Ate my spam penis shit

 

Still loves lola.

 

Still loves ham

 

Hey, ham is damn fine.

Wants a wowwypop

 

gonna give me my wowwypop

 

once worked as a can can dancer

 

is not afraid to cry

 

1 time at "spam camp"...............................

 

has a mjor crush on sooty

 

Wont get a wowwypop untill he takes his riddilin

 

eats earwax on corn cobbs

 

Lives on an inbred hick commune where they eat ear wax on corn cobbs