Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

Finds the word "pee" will amuse him for hours on end.

 

has yet to meet an apple he would not eat.

 

had a extremely runny bottom today, and has now ran out of toilet paper....

 

Was born a man.

 

is a junkie whom shoots up metho..

 

Dances around the house in her underwear to "Thriller" by Michael Jackson.

 

shoosh thats true..

Wears his mothers underpants to school..

 

drinks canola oil on holidays.

 

keeps coming over to my house to try my nurses frocks on..

 

Gives the medication for her patients to passing school children.

 

wants to marry a clown.

 

once had a affair with Shrek's wife..

 

Had sex with Woody from Toy Story

 

worships Joe Dirt.

 

eats mud pies..

 

fucks dudes

 

Uses a mechanical bull with a hole drilled into it for sex.

 

uses a pencil sharpener or sex

 

Has more children than he has fingers and toes.

 

blnded a nixon daughter with his cock.