Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

stole all my pairs of stretchy boxers

 

has skidmarks in his stretchy boxers...

 

Wants to be fair and since she has seen the inside of my stretchy boxers, she is going to let me make an exhaustive, meticulous, lengthy, and very thorough inspection of the state of the inside of the panties she has on, to see if I can see any trace of skid marks, etc.

 

steals the easter eggs off the easter bunny..

 

True Identity: Head of the NWO's planning and action board.

 

they call him Gummy cause all his teeth rotted away from spending to many years taking speed and coke..

 

is actually Colenzo X's multiple personality

 

makes chook noises upon orgasim..

 

says "Crikey she's a big one!!!!" on climax

 

Has a thing for oompaloompas.

 

has a thing for oompaloompas dirty jock straps

 

is actually me

 

Leaves stains whenever he sits down.

 

Wasn't pottytrained until age 10.

 

Isnt potty trained

 

is really a leprechaun

 

Eats cat food for breakfast

 

forgets to floss more than she remembers to.

 

sent out invitations to a hokey pokey party at his house this weekend. That's what its all about.

 

refuses to put her right leg in, but loves to shake it all about.