Make your own country

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by _chris_, Aug 13, 2005.

  1. hippieseba

    hippieseba Member

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    so that's you :) i'm the nomadic people of Sebastoterra
    civil rights: excellent
    economy: developing
    political freedoms: benchmark (=>is this good?)
     
  2. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    yes, the benchmark is good...
     
  3. below utopia

    below utopia Baby did a bad thing

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    [​IMG] The Community of Red Dye 40

    "*lick*"

    UN Category: Liberal Democratic SocialistsCivil Rights:
    Very GoodEconomy:
    ReasonablePolitical Freedoms:
    ExcellentLocation: 1 George Bush Too Many

    [​IMG] The Community of Red Dye 40 is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning pig population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 29 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

    The small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 20%, but much higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Door-to-door Insurance Sales.

    Red Dye 40's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, military funding has been stripped back, the pig is a protected species, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is relatively low. Red Dye 40's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cheez-it.

    Red Dye 40 is ranked 22,784th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
     
  4. hippieseba

    hippieseba Member

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    The Kingdom of Roza Athim
    "I have no motto....."

    UN Category: Father Knows Best State
    Civil Rights:
    Good Economy:
    Thriving Political Freedoms:
    Outlawed
    Location: United Red Solidarity Front
    Roza Athim is a UN Member

    The Kingdom of Roza Athim is a large, devout nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 23 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

    The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23%. A healthy private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Trout Farming and Woodchip Exports.

    Major cities are suffering under water rationing, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and criminals are executed and their property seized. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Roza Athim's national animal is the Aethelin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Cheese Muffin.

    Roza Athim is ranked 1st in the region and 14,735th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
     
  6. I was going for america, got there and wanted to see how screwed I could make it.....
     
  7. Orsino2

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    [​IMG] The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads

    "Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore..."

    UN Category: Iron Fist Socialists
    Civil Rights:
    Superb
    Economy: Struggling
    Political Freedoms: Few
    Location: United Red Solidarity Front

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    The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads is a very large, devout nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 50 million are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Social Equality are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 79%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

    Eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, Really Horny Potheads is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Really Horny Potheads's national animal is the Fluffhead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Concert Bootleg.

    Really Horny Potheads is ranked 15th in the region and 19,540th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs (per capita).
     
  8. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    [​IMG] The People's Republic of Peace love and spatula

    "Neither slaves nor masters"

    UN Category: Left-Leaning College StateCivil Rights:
    SuperbEconomy:
    GoodPolitical Freedoms:
    AverageLocation: United Red Solidarity Front

    [​IMG] The People's Republic of Peace love and spatula is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 50 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

    Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown. Peace love and spatula's national animal is the aplaca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the food stamp.

    Peace love and spatula is ranked 2nd in the region and 6,147th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs (per capita).
     
  9. buxillafion

    buxillafion secretary of pizza

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    [​IMG] The Queendom of Somethinoranother

    "i feel like makin' love"

    UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal ParadiseCivil Rights:
    SuperbEconomy:
    ImplodedPolitical Freedoms:
    ExcellentLocation: United Red Solidarity Front



    The Queendom of Camp Somethinoranother is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 50 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.


    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Public Transport, and Education. The average income tax rate is 78%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

    Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, all industry is owned and run by the government, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime is relatively low. Camp Somethinoranother's national animal is the elephant , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the mp3.

    Camp Somethinoranother is ranked 14th in the region and 18,380th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs (per capita).
     
  10. below utopia

    below utopia Baby did a bad thing

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    my countrys goin' down the crapper :D

    [​IMG] The Community of Red Dye 40

    "*lick*"

    UN Category: Democratic SocialistsCivil Rights:
    GoodEconomy:
    DevelopingPolitical Freedoms:
    AverageLocation: 1 George Bush Too Many

    [​IMG] The Community of Red Dye 40 is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning pig population. Its compassionate population of 45 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

    The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 23%, but much higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Door-to-door Insurance Sales.

    A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, extreme political groups are outlawed, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is well under control. Red Dye 40's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cheez-it.

    Red Dye 40 is ranked 24th in the region and 75,999th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs (per capita).
     
  11. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy Brohn Zmith

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    The Free Land of Lava and Love

    "Live your life "

    UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
    Civil Rights:
    Superb Economy:
    Imploded Political Freedoms:
    Below Average
    Location: United Red Solidarity Front


    The Free Land of Lava and Love is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate population of 56 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, the Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

    Extreme political groups are outlawed, all industry is owned and run by the government, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and cars are banned. Crime is totally unknown. Lava and Love's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the antoine.

    Lava and Love is ranked 21st in the region and 108,877th in the world for Most Pro-Market Nations.
     
  12. Orsino2

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    [​IMG] The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads

    "I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints... and then I smoke two more!"

    UN Category: Democratic Socialists
    Civil Rights: World Benchmark
    Economy: Fragile
    Political Freedoms:Some Location: United Red Solidarity Front

    [​IMG] The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 105 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as immoral and corrupt.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

    The arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Niggamajiggawhassat, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Really Horny Potheads's national animal is the Pepe the king prawn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush rainforests, and its currency is the Crayola Crayon.

    Really Horny Potheads is ranked 9th in the region and 17,957th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
     
  13. ydnim

    ydnim hiya

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    I joined, made my country, now what do i do?
     
  14. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    manage it to the best of your ability. mine is peace love and spatula
     
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    below utopia Baby did a bad thing

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    [​IMG] The Community of Red Dye 40

    "*lick*"

    UN Category: Democratic SocialistsCivil Rights:
    Very GoodEconomy:
    ReasonablePolitical Freedoms:
    Very GoodLocation: 1 George Bush Too Many

    The Community of Red Dye 40 is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning pig population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 97 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

    The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Basket Weaving.

    Abortions are routinely performed in Red Dye 40's hospitals, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Red Dye 40's radio stations, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is well under control. Red Dye 40's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cheez-it.

    Red Dye 40 is ranked 11th in the region and 23,045th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
     
  16. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    haha...the government in my Pinko Palinesia country just made mandatory governemnt arranged marriges :D

    mwahaha...my other country [Burbotsa] is so much more awesome though...i just wish it would give me the issue to appoint a spiritual advisor :mad:
     
  17. or make it evil and capitilistic


    I like that approach.....

    I even have a country called Evil Vile Evilton......
     
  18. Orsino2

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    The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads is a huge, devout nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 274 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

    Politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a moderate mortality rate. Really Horny Potheads's national animal is the Pepe the King Prawn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Crayola Crayon.

    Really Horny Potheads is ranked 6th in the region and 10,192nd in the world for Healthiest Nations.
     
  19. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    The People's Republic of Peace love and spatula
    "Neither slaves nor masters"


    UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
    Civil Rights:
    Excellent Economy:
    Reasonable Political Freedoms:
    Excellent

    Location: United Red Solidarity Front

    The People's Republic of Peace love and spatula is a huge, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 272 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

    Major cities are suffering under water rationing, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Peace love and spatula after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Peace love and spatula's national animal is the aplaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the food stamp.

    Peace love and spatula is ranked 2nd in the region and 4,736th in the world for Healthiest Nations.





    We'd be the healthiest in the region if it wasnt for ewan :mad:
     
  20. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    The Holy Empire of Yoyohannalandia
    "We're not trapped in the cubicle which morals built."

    UN Category: Capitalizt
    Civil Rights: Excellent | Economy: Strong | Political Freedoms: Average

    [​IMG]

    The Holy Empire of Yoyohannalandia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 274 million enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

    The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Healthcare and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

    Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and the people of Yoyohannalandia are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Yoyohannalandia's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the jojo.

    Yoyohannalandia is ranked 5957th in the region and 104,516th in the world for Healthiest Nations. ​



    My country fucking rocks, flat 1% tax.. :D Hell yeah. :D
     

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