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The Oppressed Peoples of Evil Vile Evilton
"Your children belong to our sweatshops"

UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Very Strong Political Freedoms:
Outlawed
Location: The North Pacific

The Oppressed Peoples of Evil Vile Evilton is a huge, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 202 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, guns are banned, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Evil Vile Evilton's national animal is the heartless bastard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the evil deed.

Evil Vile Evilton is ranked 2601st in the region and 55,861st in the world for Healthiest Nations.

 

The Dominion of Roza Athim
"All your motto are belongs to us..."

UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Thriving Political Freedoms:
Outlawed
Location: Archaiea
Roza Athim is a UN Member

The Dominion of Roza Athim is a huge, devout nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 252 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67%. A healthy private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Woodchip Exports and Trout Farming.

Corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roza Athim's national animal is the Aethelin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Cheese Muffin.

Roza Athim is ranked 1st in the region and 32,357th in the world for Healthiest Nations.

 

The United Socialist States of Pinko Palinesia
"Cave Canem"


UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:Unheard Of
Economy:Fragile
Political Freedoms:Outlawed

The United Socialist States of Pinko Palinesia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, cynical population of 267 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

People caught mistreating Pinko Palinesia's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, adultery has been made a capital offence, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinko Palinesia's national animal is the binturong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the quirk.

Pinko Palinesia is ranked 9th in the region and 16,398th in the world for Healthiest Nations.

 

The Commonwealth of Tiny Trees
"Live, die, but in all things be free"


UN Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:Superb
Economy:Strong
Political Freedoms:World Benchmark

Location: United Red Solidarity Front
The Commonwealth of Tiny Trees is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14%. A large private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Retail and Pizza Delivery.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tiny Trees's national animal is the otter and its currency is the dollar.

 

The Holy Empire of Burbotsa
"Dei Gratia"

UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy:Struggling
Political Freedoms: Few

The Holy Empire of Burbotsa is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, cynical population of 248 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and referends are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burbotsa's national animal is the western three-toed bob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the radish.

Burbotsa is ranked 10th in the region and 16,654th in the world for Healthiest Nations.

 

Hahaha my country has abolished income tax all together. Fuck yeah, we rock.

 

I like this game, it's fun

 

The Republic of BMNV
"Love your brothers"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent Economy:
Fragile Political Freedoms:
Excellent
Location: International Bolshevik League

The Republic of BMNV is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Religion & Spirituality, although Healthcare and Social Welfare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Crime is relatively low. BMNV's national animal is the Hawk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dinariuss.

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Cool game, too simple, where is the trading or making the laws, hunting down facists

 

Damn, I can't even come up with a flag...I can't get through all these damn flags man, it takes too long, lol. Oh yes, what's a Republic? Could someone tell me?

 

a country with no monarchy.

 

The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads

"I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints..."
UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Imploded
Political Freedoms: Very Good

Location: United Red Solidarity Front

The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 320 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Really Horny Potheads's radio stations, sex offenders find themselves 'cut off' from any ability to repeat their crimes, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Really Horny Potheads's national animal is the Pepe the King Prawn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Crayola Crayon.

Really Horny Potheads is ranked 1st in the region and 2,941st in the world for Nudest.

 

Why did i get thrown out the region? Cna you let me back in or something?

 

bump

 

The Commonwealth of Ydnim
"Howdy do."


UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good Economy:
Struggling Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: the West Pacific
The Commonwealth of Ydnim is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 169 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 78%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All forms of advertising are banned, the nation is completely gun-free, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal then most battlefields, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Ydnim's national animal is the catfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the bangero.

Ydnim is ranked 5767th in the region and 99,884th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.