Make your own country

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by _chris_, Aug 13, 2005.

  1. Aerosolhalos

    Aerosolhalos Member

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    National Flag
    The People's Republic of Rueory
    "Every man and woman is a star."

    UN Category: Left-wing Utopia
    Civil Rights:
    Superb Economy:
    Fragile Political Freedoms:
    Superb
    Location: United Red Solidarity Front

    The People's Republic of Rueory is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Uranium Mining.

    Crime is well under control. Rueory's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the derock.
     
  2. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    woo, you joined!


    edit: dont tell Ocenikya where you're from, just let him think you stumbled across the place.
     
  3. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    heh, it didn't show up on the search... How ozzxxxzzz
     
  4. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    United Red Solidarity Front


    thats it word for word. try now.
     
  5. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Done and done. :D
     
  6. FreeBird1969

    FreeBird1969 Fleas on their paws.

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    The Republic of Pseudofiberia
    "Once you go Pseudofiberia, you never go...*@#$! you."


    UN Category: Democratic Socialists
    Civil Rights:Very Good
    Economy:Fair
    Political Freedoms:Below Average

    Location: the Pacific
    The Republic of Pseudofiberia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning ferret population. Its compassionate population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

    The enormous government appears to have no policy direction whatsoever. The average income tax rate is 34%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

    Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pseudofiberia's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dog collar.

    "Burgeoning ferret population." :D What does that mean??
     
  7. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Aghahaha... burgeoning. Is it just me or do random things just get funnier and funnier under the inflooence of alcohol... only difference is there's no trance like the herb has. Ahha, as I just said to Chuck and Syra on the fone, I'm workin' on it.

    PSEUDOFIBERIA!!1!1 :D
     
  8. WhisperingWoods

    WhisperingWoods too far gone

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    Yay!

    The Free Land of Hirstaang
    "Give peace a chance"

    Civil Rights:Superb
    Economy:Fair
    Political Freedoms:World Benchmark

    Location: United Red Solidarity Front
    The Free Land of Hirstaang is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

    The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33%, but much higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry.

    Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hirstaang's national animal is the jackalope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the marijuana leaf.
     
  9. Roza'Athim

    UN Category: Unstable civil warring nation
    Civil Rights:Great for humans, aethelin, not so much
    Economy: feudel
    Political Freedoms: low


    Roza'athim, a fantasy kingdom in which humans and Aethelin "coexist"

    the warring between the two species is violent, heated, there are 4 fixed truce days through the year, otherwise fighting is unrelenting..... it's a piss poor place to go on a vacation.....
     
  10. NikkiLou6387

    NikkiLou6387 ~peace~

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    The Free Land of Kurtsong
    "Peace, Love, and Freedom"


    UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
    Civil Rights:
    Excessive Economy:
    Struggling Political Freedoms:
    Average

    Location: United Red Solidarity Front
    The Free Land of Kurtsong is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture.

    Crime is relatively low. Kurtsong's national animal is the butterfly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the none.
     
  11. buxillafion

    buxillafion secretary of pizza

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    The Queendom of Camp Somethinoranother

    "i feel like makin' love"




    UN Category: Left-wing Utopia​
    Civil Rights:
    Superb​
    Economy:
    Weak​
    Political Freedoms:
    Superb​
    Location: United Red Solidarity Front​

    The Queendom of Camp Somethinoranother is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.​


    The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Trout Farming.​



    Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding ​
    and a high mortality rate. Camp Somethinoranother's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the mp3.​
















    ahaha:D

    :mad: my motto was sposed to be "When life gives you lemons, stick em in your shirt and make your boobs look bigger..." but it was too big​
     
  12. buxillafion

    buxillafion secretary of pizza

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    heyy:D I did it..



    "here are no shortage of babes in this region even in typhoon season"

    :rolleyes:
     
  13. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    The Free Land of Osshine

    "Think for yourself and question authority."

    UN Category: New York Times Democracy
    Civil Rights:Below Average(wtf)
    Economy:Good
    Political Freedoms:
    World Benchmark

    The Free Land of Osshine is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

    The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Religion & Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports.

    Crime is relatively low. Osshine's national animal is the bumble bee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the bead.
     
  14. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siðr

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    The Free Land of The broken compass

    "Think damn it!"


    UN Category: Left-Leaning College State
    Civil Rights: Superb
    Economy: Good
    Political Freedoms: Below Average

    Location: North Pacific

    The Free Land of The broken compass is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

    The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28%. A large private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Trout Farming and Information Technology.

    Crime is a problem. The broken compass's national animal is the sloth and its currency is the muglar.
     
  15. buxillafion

    buxillafion secretary of pizza

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    holy poo, rasmus :D

    i was DEFINITELY about to put Sloth :D:D
    but then i decided upon elephant instead...
     
  16. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siðr

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    wouldn't it be kinda kewl to have pokemon cards as currency

    oh I see, cause sloths and elephants are so alike
     
  17. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siðr

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    The broken compass's national animal is the Sloth and its currency is the Pokemon Cards
     
  18. buxillafion

    buxillafion secretary of pizza

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    or POGS!!!


    does anyone remember pogs?

    wowwww
    thats so old
    omg:D

    aahahah:D:D:D
     
  19. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siðr

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    I like pokemon cards :D
     
  20. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siðr

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    but erhm, pogs... nope can't say I do
     

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