Make your own country

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by _chris_, Aug 13, 2005.

  1. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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  2. Orsino2

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    How do I endorse? Also, how you become a UN member. :D
     
  3. Orsino2

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    Oh wait. Found the UN.
     
  4. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    It takes a day to get the UN to let you in. Jus hit the indorse link at the bottom of the page of the dude(ette) you want to endorse.
     
  5. Orsino2

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    [​IMG] The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads

    "And the road goes on forever. Remember Barry & Duane!!!"

    UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Civil Rights:
    Superb Economy:
    Fragile Political Freedoms:
    Below Average Location: United Red Solidarity Front

    The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 6 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Healthcare and Social Welfare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 50%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Retail.

    Voting is compulsory. Crime is relatively low. Really Horny Potheads's national animal is the Gibson Les Paul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the peach.

    Really Horny Potheads is ranked 9th in the region and 106,890th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
     
  6. Nathan11

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    Yeah, I saw that one George...
    I thought that was yours at first....
    Is it?
     
  7. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    im pretty sure it is.
     
  8. Orsino2

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    Yeah.
     
  9. Nathan11

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    Classy.
     
  10. below utopia

    below utopia Baby did a bad thing

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    The Community of Red Dye 40

    "Sane people are like republicans on pot"

    UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist DemocracyCivil Rights:
    GoodEconomy:
    Very StrongPolitical Freedoms:
    ExcellentLocation: the Pacific

    The Community of Red Dye 40 is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

    The small government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Social Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. A robust private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving industries.

    Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Red Dye 40's national animal is the pig and its currency is the cheez-it.
     
  11. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    5%????? *looks digusted*


    tthhpptt.
     
  12. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy Brohn Zmith

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    The Free Land of Lava and Love is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 6 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 54%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.

    Crime is well under control. Lava and Love's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the antoine.

    Lava and Love is ranked 108,679th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides

    Civil Rights: Superb
    Economy: Struggling
    Political Freedom: Superb
     
  13. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    The United Socialist States of Pinko Palinesia
    "Cave Canem"


    UN Category: Democratic Socialists
    Civil Rights:Below Average
    Economy:Imploded
    Political Freedoms:Average
    Location: United Red Solidarity Front

    The United Socialist States of Pinko Palinesia is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate population of 6 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

    Elections have been outlawed and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Pinko Palinesia's national animal is the binturong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the quirk.


    ahaha...my economy is now imploded...this is awesome
     
  14. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    Ugh. :D
    I'm so glad I live don't live in the real world.

    Now I'm not even sure where I live. :(
     
  15. if I lived in Roza'Athim I'd be a lizard.... I'd be officer caste and I'd be able to fly....
     
  16. THE_duder

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    Have someone of you played nation states??
     
  17. I live in a fantasy world of human chaos mages and aethelin elementals......
     
  18. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    thats waht this thread is about...
     
  19. Orsino2

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    Teh "lol"...
     
  20. Orsino2

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    [​IMG] The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads

    "And the road goes on forever. Remember Barry & Duane!!!"

    UN Category: Democratic Socialists Civil Rights:
    Superb Economy:
    Fragile Political Freedoms:
    Below Average Location: United Red Solidarity Front

    The Free Land of Really Horny Potheads is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate population of 7 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Healthcare and Social Welfare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 50%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Retail.

    Voting is compulsory, public nudity is compulsory, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is relatively low. Really Horny Potheads's national animal is the Gibson Les Paul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the peach.

    Really Horny Potheads is ranked 8th in the region and 38,378th in the world for Nicest Citizens.
     

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