Make your own country

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by _chris_, Aug 13, 2005.

  1. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    where do i join? :D
     
  2. hippieseba

    hippieseba Member

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    i love this :d

    The Republic of Sebastoterra
    "Live and love"

    UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
    Civil Rights:
    Good Economy:
    Basket Case Political Freedoms:
    World Benchmark
    Location: the South Pacific

    The Republic of Sebastoterra is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 59%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.

    Crime is totally unknown. Sebastoterra's national animal is the man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the love.
     
  3. hippieseba

    hippieseba Member

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    i'll move my country to the United Red Solidarity Front as soon as possible
     
  4. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    The Queendom of Pomeland
    "A Pome on the Tree is Worth Two in the Hand"

    UN Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
    Civil Rights: Superb
    Superb Economy: Good
    Good Political Freedoms: Superb

    Location: The East Pacific
    The Queendom of Pomeland is a tiny, devout nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

    The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, liberal morass -- devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 37%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports.

    Crime is relatively low. Pomeland's national animal is the guinea pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pomeseed.



    bwahah :D should i make voting mandatory? :D
     
  5. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siưr

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    you rock ed
     
  6. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    but of course. :H
     
  7. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    The People's Republic of Peace love and spatula
    "Neither slaves nor masters"
    [​IMG]

    UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
    Civil Rights:
    Superb Economy:
    Developing Political Freedoms:
    Average

    Location: United Red Solidarity Front

    The People's Republic of Peace love and spatula is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate population of 18 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

    Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, cars are banned, all industry is owned and run by the government, and it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs. Crime is totally unknown. Peace love and spatula's national animal is the aplaca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the food stamp.
     
  8. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    ahahahha, the foodstamp :D
     
  9. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    [​IMG]
    The Holy Empire of Yoyohannalandia
    "We're not trapped in the cubicle which morals built."

    UN Category: Left-Leaning College State
    Civil Rights: Superb
    Economy: Strong
    Political Freedoms: Good
    Location: the South Pacific

    The Holy Empire of Yoyohannalandia is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning panda population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

    The large, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 18%. A healthy private sector is led by the Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

    Military spending is on the increase, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yoyohannalandia's national animal is the panda and its currency is the jojo.​

    I think I see where this is going. :D
     
  10. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    i wouldn't wannna live in yoyohannalandia or whatever :p :eek: it sounds scary. :(
     
  11. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    woooah hey i think i actually spelled that right, lmao :D
     
  12. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Yes, the extreme personal responsibility of true freedom does oft frighten such as yourself. :rolleyes:
     
  13. [​IMG] The Kingdom of Roza Athim

    "I have no motto....."

    UN Category: Father Knows Best State Civil Rights:
    Average Economy:
    Very Strong Political Freedoms:
    Outlawed Location: United Red Solidarity Front

    [​IMG] The Kingdom of Roza Athim is a small, devout nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its cynical population of 12 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

    The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 27%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Trout Farming and Woodchip Exports.

    Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, the government is reigning in public spending, Harry Potter books are banned, and meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Roza Athim's national animal is the aethelin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the pence.
     
  14. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

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    yeah, sounds great. :rolleyes:
     
  15. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    The United Socialist States of Pinko Palinesia
    "Cave Canem"


    UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
    Civil Rights:Unheard Of
    Economy:Imploded
    Political Freedoms:Outlawed
    Location: United Red Solidarity Front

    The United Socialist States of Pinko Palinesia is a small, safe nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 18 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

    The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, organ donation is compulsory, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Pinko Palinesia's national animal is the binturong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the quirk.

    Pinko Palinesia is ranked 20th in the region and 101,518th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
     
  16. lalalamort

    lalalamort Fucked up upstairs

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    The Republic of Bitch Land of Wonder is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

    The large, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 21%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Soda Sales.

    Crime is a problem. Bitch Land of Wonder's national animal is the bitch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the bitch.
     
  17. dedhead95

    dedhead95 The Wizard of Rhythm

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    The Republic of Coyneria...official animal: Giraffe
     
  18. hippieseba

    hippieseba Member

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    how many bitches for that TV?
     
  19. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    Trev, im liking the tax rate, very comradely
     
  20. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy Brohn Zmith

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    The tax rate is the one of a commmunist country ...
     

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