Making money while unemployed?

I'd pay $75 to spank you.

Seriously though, if you need money quick, pawn some stuff, sell some plasma and go to a temp agency. waiting table or bartendings good too, cause the moneys right there.

Go to a cash store and apply for one of those loan shark loans. The interests ridiculous, but it'll get you by. Everything'll work out buddy.

 

im surprised no has mentioned this yet.

Find a sperm bank and donate. You have to get some testing done and fill out shit about you and your family. But its like 35 bucks a donation and i think you can donate around 3 times a week.

The place i looked at in columbus you had to make a commitment and do it for 9 months or until you've donated enough. But either way its easy work.

 

I Actually Sold Online Gaming Accounts to Raise money Once...



Got Quite abit an' All...

 

ive done the plasma thing, its quick easy cash, however, be sure that you get someone who knows what theyre doing!!! i had "complications"
in other words, they basically didnt prick me deep enough and started draining blood inside underneith my skin, and i looked like a junky on BOTH arms for a month and 6 days, not to mention i started to faint, and i used to donate a billion times., eat a GOOD MEAL drink ALOT of WATER and feel VERY HEALTHY.before you go in. some places in malls will actually pay you money for surveys. or maybe theres an actual business there that does, and garage sales, selling stuff on ebay, mowing lawns, washing cars, sperm bank if your lucky and they have one in your town, we dont
also there are places that will help pay your bills for you, check with the charity places and they can give you a list. temp jobs are easy cash, but lousy jobs usually. I used to do banquets at the holliday inn as a server and made extra money doing that. good luck!!!

 

Thanks for all the ideas everyone!

 

great if you are in big cities..maybe the twenty most populated cities.

but most people are Shit out of luck with that.

 

again, great if you live in Boston or Chicago or something..but good luck finding one if you are far removed from a big city. I am two hours away from any signifigant cities, and thus, two hours away from being able to do that, for instance.

 

no way, man. i lived in new mexico and socal, not in the big cities, either. anywhere you have homeless and poverty stricken people, you will find a place to donate.

 

yeah, that's pretty true. they don't want vagrant or poor sperm.

 

I'd sooooo go give plasma with you but with me trying to get pregnant, I'm not even supposed to give blood right now.

I totally forgot that til yesterday.....

But YOU should go give plasma! It might even be fun.... or maybe that's just me and my needle lovin

 

Ugh.... if I was a guy I would not wanna donate sperm. That would creep me out.

 

awwww, comeon, if you were a guy you would jack off, so might as well get paid for it!!! all the guys i know are like, hell yeah id donate, but there is no bank for sperm for miles, itd be a 3 hour drive just to jizz then get some cash and drive back. fuck that. id be so annoyed from a long boring car trip, that i'd probably have problems getting it up!

 

^Just wouldnt wanna think about having kids whenever that I dont know about... biological kids.. it would freak me out.

 

sperm bank, blood bank, collect cans =P

 

Collect cans in PA?

 

right id think they were making babies for scientific experimentaion or baby black markets or something i could get 5 grand for some of my eggs but i cant stomach somebody else having my babies if that is all their doin with some guy i dont know somewhere i dont know... anyways my dnas not all that spectacular im not sure any kids would deserve it

 

iunno, I'm with Lucky

that shit is scary to think about

I don't want too many of me running around :tongue:

 

Well I looked into the sperm bank idea, and there isn't any local.

And as far as plasma goes ... I heard through the grapvine that it's a HUGE needle that they put in your arm, and it has to stay there for TWO hours. If that's true i'm pretty sure I wouldnt make it through the first fifteen minutes without passing out.

 

umm...
no?

my mum gives blood every month or two through work

it is a slightly bigger needle than I would like, but I'd still do it

and they just stick it in, take some blood out, take the needle out, tape some gauze on and give you cookies and money
the needle doesn't stay in for over a minute

you can even have marijuana in your system and give blood


the only thing I can think about donating that might take hours is bone marrow

 

Thats blood ...

Were talking PLASMA son.