Apologies to the OP, I am only an A.S. and not up to your degree and depth in handling the material of your B.S. here's my feeble attempt: johnny was late for school and the teachers wanted to know why. "Had to take the cow down to the bulls pasture to be freshed "he said. "Couldn't your father do it?" asked the teacher. Johnny answered "I suppose so, but that bull was expensive and has to earn his keep"
Penis!!!!! vulgar enough for you? but you made it sound like a serious discussion....but yeah it is an oddity in this circumstance.
I showed that link to someone and they were like ROFL you didnt know this? Apparently theres a tribe in Africa where men nursed their babies and women hunted and gathered.
Settle down, I'm right here.. I'd be no good for you...married with almost 3 kids and all. That's a lot of baggage.