Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

The Security guards name was Lt Worf btw.. :mickey:

 

Wait so this isn't from a source like the onion?

Wow... Haha.

I can't blame the ejaculator, but definitely the ejaculatee.

 

ah shit...i hate it when satire fools me. it makes me feel like the morons that take stephen colbert seriously

 

Oh damn I was going to say, that article was ridiculous.

 

Well do I have a surprise for you then...

 

Then why the fuck is this posted in the news forum? But in random thoughts, wasting my god damn time...

 

well, it does show that many people simply dont investigate the story sorce..

so the fact the matter is.. most of you believe what the media tells you..

How cute.. ( i was going to use the word Pathetic.. but I didnt want to hurt any ones feelings..

 

What's crawled up your ass latly? Didn't you used to be friendly? Anyway, how would investigating to see if the story is a joke or not tell if people believe whatever the media tells them?

"The media" never told this to me asshole. So,me jerk off on a internet forum did. But keep on using your fucking anti-socioty sound bytes all you want to try and soud superior.

Say something about my spelling. Lets see what you got.

 

That's what they get for playing with that guy's dick.

 

I has just awoken, secondly Ive worked for a company called "One Source" and still couldnt spell the word..

Last but not least SAM..

Highlight and search .. wtf kinda computer you have anyways?...
http://search.aol.com/aol/search?q=...at-down+>+Reply+to+Thread&s_it=firefox-search

 

If I took the time to investigate every terrible thing I've heard I'd never have a free moment.

 

of course you never have a free moment, you live in Pennsylvania ..
We here in Pennsylvania have to work hard to get our Intoxicants.. :IE Growing Cannabis.. There is no stores here to make it easy for us, It takes time and hard back breaking work.. And We have to work real jobs too, and take care of other personal business .. and live UNDERGROUND LIVES...

And I could careless how someone spells or writes... But observances tells me. There's more than, One: Run on sentence king around here.. :mickey:

 

For those who missed it...

Bovine means cow... or BULL
Excrement means waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion. or SHIT

powered by Bovine Excrement then would mean powered by BULLSHIT...

I really didn't think it should take more then highlighting that little tidbit of information in the THIRD post to clue people in.

Apparently I thought wrong...

As for taking the time to 'investigate every terrible thing' it took all of 3 seconds to scroll to the bottom of the linked page to find that.

What Orison was refering to when he said

Was the fact that most of you simply read the post, and accepted it all as fact without question. Some of you launched off into rants about how evil those bastards were for doing this and how wronged the guy was... without once ever considering that it may not be true...

You just accepted it...

Even when it was pointed out in a very specific way by Daisymae that is was a satirical site, there are still more posts from people who are outraged by it...

But hey, be all outraged that you were taken in by it... that is your right... lol

 

Yay for pennsylvanians

 

Can someone get these God damn trolls out of the news forum? I'm not even gonna bother looking her if troll just use it to set up stupid tricks in a half-ass way to prove some asinine political point.

 

Yes, it is such a horrible dilemma when you have to actually think instead of blindly accepting what you read...

 

This is a news forum, not a cronic tom being a pseudo-intellectual troll forum.

like I'm going to walk up to someone, tell them a bold face lie just so I can make fun of them if they don't instantly know that I'm fucking with them? get the fuck outta here.

 

I was actually a little surprised.. but not totally surprised the article was posted a few times around the HF..
But more so that it was allowed to remain where real news is published..

 

Whatever sam...

Even when you are 100% in the wrong, all you can do is make yourself look worse.... good job...