Man Cheats On Wife With Picnic Table

Apparently there’s more going on in Bellevue, Ohio than meets the eye


Notable Alumni from Bellevue High School: Brittany Binger (class of 2005) named Playboy's Playmate of the Month for June 2007



Hotwater

 

maybe he bought the picnic table used from brittany...

 

Where do you live again?

 

I would be too busy calling friends and setting up a ticket booth in my yard for weirdos to have time to call the police.

 

I can't believe the neighbor actually TOLD people that he taped it...wtf...

 

Haha...

It's just what people want to do is really their business.. If he wants to bump and grind a table, well than so be it.. More power to him...

 

Yep, there goes a small fortune in yet to be filled niche in the internet porn market.

 

i'm thinking something was going on (or rather not going on) in the bedroom that forced him to make sweet love to a picnic table...

although...maybe he just had a picnic table fetish...or hole fetish. i wonder what else he has stuck his penis in over the years.

hehehehe.

 

some people just dont make sense, if he wants to cornhole HIS table in HIS yard with HIS dick, why does his neighbor have to get involved.. maybe they're jealous?
honestly if i was to see my neighbor humping his table, yea at first i'd be confused, then dumbfounded, then i'd have to call my friends and laugh... i wouldn't care... hell i might go out there into my own yard and fuck my table... if ya cant beat em, join em, right?

 

Interesting you should put it that way because that's exactly what this is all about a little power and control.

In the bedroom or outside the picnic table is never going to say no or suddenly come down with a headache


Hotwater

 

i heard about that from my mom. i went to school about 5 minutes from there

 

When you walked past his house did you ever hear any unusual sounds coming from the backyard :H


Hotwater

 

nah, i hear that in those days he was seeing a pool table in his mom's basement

 

Heh, correct-o-mondo..

I just feel bad for him, now he will be labeled a freak by society, even though it's his neighbor who is in fact the freak due to him taping and constantly watching his neighbor... I just find it annoying how people call the police...
"Yes, 9-1-1, what is your emergency?"
Annoying neighbor "Uh, yeah, uh, there is this guy fucking his table and uh, I've got it on tape, can you please send backup"

 

me either, man the mold line would really hurt i reckon

 

It’s not as cut n’ dry as that



I mean after all he was outside buck naked humping the table instead of doing it surreptitiously with just his fly open. As If he’s telling the world “here I am, my wife isn’t fulfilling her marriage vows, so instead I’ll fuck the second love of my life, my picnic table which has always been there for me through many a family barbeque over the years"


Hotwater

 

lol...yeah, I find it pretty freaking strange that the neighbor was counting how many times this occurred...I bet if we look in his kitchen we will find photos of this taped to the fridge and some binoculars beside a box of tissues...


It's weird to hear about, yes, but I bet every guy has stuck it in something strange at some point in his life...

 

No doubt the reverse can be said about you women :H


Hotwater

 

That is none of your business.

 

They didn't tell the other half of the story of what the wife was doing to herself with the umbrella he discarded from the picnic table.

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