Man Cheats On Wife With Picnic Table

now i understand that old thing about it being bad luck to open an umbrella inside...

 

table sex is not cheating- goes under "masturbating"

 

Open The Umbrella Baby!! Open It! Open It! Yesssssss!

 

It's cheating if he buy the table dinner first...

But really, I think it is up to the guy's neighbor to make this call....

 

Who knows how many tables the pervert has raped.He could go on to chairs and then couches.Maybe plumbing!This could get clean out of hand.

 

LMAO!

I thought- I'd read the issue was more to due with public indecency because he was doing it with in veiw of a school playground or somthing?

 

Why was the neighbor watching? If I saw the table humper I would laugh and then leave him to it. I wonder if the neighbor tried it and was mad that it wasn't as good as it was made out to be and then called the cops?

 

Maybe the picnic table was there to listen to his needs.

Yeah, I find the neighbor perhaps more disturbing. More disturbing then a table fucker.

 

I'd call the cops if my kids could see it. I'd spray him with a hose too.

 

Mr. Price has quite a long resume including back in 1989, when a woman complained that her 14-year-old daughter was getting ready to take a shower and found dirt on the bottom of the bathtub in their apartment. Upon checking the tub, the mother found what appeared to be shavings and then observed a drilled hole in the bathroom wall leading to a shared utility room. after an investigation by the Tiffin Police Department, Price was caught performing a sexual act in the utility closet while looking through the hole.
He pleaded guilty to two charges of voyeurism and one count of criminal damaging. He was sentenced to four days in jail and was required to pay restitution for the damages and undergo counseling, according to the report



Price


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*shudder*


I hate pervs.

 

What about the neighbor who handed the police 3 discs filled with this guys daily exploits


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data research?

 

I wonder what drove the neighbor to that?
Did they call the cops and the cops not find proof-or ignore him making him seek some sort of vigilantly justice .

IF the dude had such a history of messing with kids-and was doing it in view of a children then it is pretty disturbing,I probably would have called the cops. I can't say I would have video tapes three separate occurances..but I gotta wonder why one call,or piece of footage wouldn't be adequate.

 

Since when is it illegal to do sexual things on your own property? Geez. He was in his fucking yard. I thought indecency laws were for PUBLIC exposure.

 

Nothin' like screwing a fine piece of furniture.

 

Oh table my table where for art thou table sometimes I worry about people, but what ever helps him sleep at night I guess.

 

i like those swedish models.

 

Damn, I forgot all about this post, I wonder what he bangin’ now?



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If it was my wife, I would of fucked 2 tables and an outdoor grill, still hot with Ambers..

MMMMMMMMMM Amber, she is so pertty..