Man Cheats On Wife With Picnic Table

She has a freshness, like the morning


H

 

change your taste in boar.

 

Yeah, so what if he wants to fuck a table- I wouldn't if surprised if the neighbor is probably fucking the kids in the school yard he seems "so concerned" about- which are REAL LIFE things. Life is ironic like that. Why should this guy be criminalized for his fetish for God's sake? And define "in the public's eye"- if he was in clear view of everyone on a children's playground, teachers would have seen him, he would have been known as the town table fucker or something

 

if the table umbrella fucker put his dick in there, wouldn't it rub against rust? isn't the typical insides of a table picnic table umbrella rusty? was his wife's pussy THAT bad? BILL MURRAY should play this guy in a movie!!

 

Ordinarily I’d agree except …..

Mr. Price has quite a long resume including back in 1989, when a woman complained that her 14-year-old daughter was getting ready to take a shower when she noticed a drilled hole in the bathroom wall leading to a shared utility room.

After an investigation by the Tiffin Police Department, Price was caught performing a sexual act in the utility closet while looking through the hole.

He pleaded guilty to two charges of voyeurism and one count of criminal damaging. He was sentenced to four days in jail and was required to pay restitution for the damages and undergo counseling, according to the report.

H

 

I'm hoping to cheat on my husband with a picnic table one day...

 

well, yes.

 

A kid I know got the cops called on him for rubbing one out on his trampoline. His neighbors called the cops on him. He tried to deny it saying he was playing with a toy. Man, everybody gave him a lot of shit for that. It was pretty funny. I think the neighbors should be the ones getting the cops called on them. Peeping Toms

 

Well I’m sure behind that 400 lbs angry snarling behemoth of a wife is a very loving, gentle, caring and sensitive woman


H

 

The couch'll get jealous.

 

I think the picnic table was upset because he didn’t use a tablecloth for protection


H

 

I think what y'all are overlooking is that the table was under age!

He kinda shot his own defence down when he produced a receipt to prove it was his table and he could do what he liked with it...and the date of purchase showed it was still a minor!

 

It shouldn't have dressed so trampy.

 

Bet it all started when he was a kid and his mama said, " Boy you better sit up close to that table." Now years later he gets in trouble just for doin what his mama tells him. I thinks it's sad.

 

sounds like a good ol fashioned barbecue to me....

 

hahahahaha!!!!!!!! yeah, being a cocktease lying in the sun with no clothes on all day! That whore was begging for a good ride!

 

THANK YOU! I missed that additional information! I'm on the same page with you now! The voyeurism thing is an entirely different ballgame!! yikes!! Mr. Picnic Umbrella Table Fucker has gone too far with the voyeurism- thank you for pointing that out to me- I missed that like a total ass the first time around!

 

The table will be in the next season of Teen Mom because she is now pregnant with his unwanted child- its in this week's US magazine

 

What a sweet little baby boy (or at least I think its a boy since there's no hole)





H

 

Sooner or later he's gonna get board of puttin the wood to the table.