Man Cooked and Served His Own Genitalia

Discussion in 'Latest Hip News Stories' started by skip, May 25, 2012.

  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    ROFLMFAO!!! this is the funniest thread I think I've ever seen...

    You made my day HFers!

    And you'll notice I've set you up with another one of these gross threads! :ack2:
     
  2. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    I found another hot sauce recipe while surfing for Soylent Green.
     
  3. FlyingFly

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    "The human being (also referred to throughout culinary history as "long pig" and "hairless goat" in the case of younger specimens) is not generally thought of as a staple food source."

    Hahaha, awesome...
     
  4. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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  5. skip

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    I'm beginning to think we need a cannibalism forum here...
     
  6. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    Reminded me of this:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1066230/On-ball-Introducing-worlds-testicle-cookbook.html
    I remember when this book came out, everyone made a big deal about how gross it was. Looks like this chef has been outdone.

    If I understand him correctly from what I read on his twitter linked in the article, it was not so much done for the sake of the gourmet experience as it was a way to raise awareness for asexuality. He said that he specifically cooked them so that they would plump up and be as hard as possible.
     
  7. skip

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    This guy needs a visit from Gordon Ramsay! I can understand wanting the penis to be as hard as possible, but come on folks, hard balls? Really? When will people learn not to overcook their testicles? It's not rocket science, after all.

    But what I'm really dying to know is which kind of wine did they serve with his overcooked sex organs? It's gotta be a Red, no? I'm guessing a fine "Petite Sirah" to go along with what must've been some "Petite" testes...plumped or not.
     
  8. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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  9. in the woods

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    theres something wrong with people maybe its the water over there.
     
  10. themoretheless

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    He would have held a block party, but he just didn't have the balls.
     
  11. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    lol this thread made me think of this song...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM"]Show Me Your Genitals - YouTube
     
  12. Charley

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    i'd charge more.
     
  13. Aerianne

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    So glad I'm not in the dating pool these days.
     

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