Marisa's masturbation thread.

At least you can masturbate in Hell...

 

HAhahahaha!

I love contradictions.

 

I said it before & I'll say it again:
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

You know that only the good die young, that's what I said, yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh.

 

Hmm... just think of the 27 club.

 

i have heard that you were a part of an Amish circle-jerk.

 

Ok, I have to go to bed... and go masturbate. Seriously.

Later. :H

 

Is it a joint association of the Pen 15 Club?

 

Oh.

I mean...Ooo00o0oo00ohhh yeah.

 

Blasphemy! This thread is outrageous...

 

Masturbation can be a very spiritual experience.

 

for SATAN.

 

Hahahha Satan is Natas backwards and Stan is Nats.

 

Satan is just an anargram for Santa.

 

so, if you wanna please santa by being a good boy, MASTURBATE!!!

 

whens the last time you've been to church... damn hoodlums.

 

Hahahha... I thought of that one time and wondered if Satan was Santa...

I mean, man in a red suit, eh. How much more obvious could he possibly get.

 

I go to the Holy Tantric Church... Circle Jerk is a daily ritual there.

 

The Church Of Rock and Roll!

 

If you have a problem with the fact that we talk about the joys of masturbation, then don't cum here. Ha...yeah, sorry, I couldn't resist an awesome pun. Spank me.

 

Seriously?