Marry Me!

Plus, I'd be a kickass housband and I will truly try not to eat the kids.

 

canadas not cold in the summer
come to canada darhling

 

WTF is this doing on page 3!??!! I'm actually offering hard cash on my thread... you stud

 

Hmm... maybe I should come to Canada... how much is that bartendring school you go to? I'd love to be a bartender, or a dictator

I just know how to please that booty

 

My cock is freakishly big.. you don't hold a candle to me

 

okay heres what im thinking....i think jess should come to california because she is a californian at heart. she can be my wifey. and then rubin you can be our husband/cabana boy.

because i love you both so much

 

Actually my penis is bigger than the average American penis... ha!

Lets do it. Uhhum.

 

okay.. bring that large foreign penis over here

 

Man... the greyhound to LA only costs 123$... tempting

 

hahaha...but what if before that, you both come to canada where you can drink..i mean sarah if i'm bartender you can drink
and then when we can legally drink in cali we head out there and start a cult

pavel, the bartending school isn't necessary..you only have to get a smart serve, thats like $35..and i can teach you how to make drinks...we can be bartenders here make lots of money, for our cult

 

i really want to start a cult....

 

Will the cult have sexual rituals?

 

duuude. that idea is grandiose

i would kill to come to canada and get drunk with you till im 21

its a plan stan

 

excellent, my dream of becoming a cult leader will become a reality
excellent!~

ok...pavel come to canada and we'll get married so you don't get deported and then we'll get a house, and sarah you will come and live with us

 

Deal. Got any low-income houses in Canada?

 

haaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

yaaay!


i'll bring my large pitt bull. and we will be one big happy family with lots of drunken times

ill bring my toothbrush also

 

please tell me you know there's more to sexual pleasure than just having a big cock.



Oh, and I'm SO game for a sex and booze cult, once I move out east

 

I'll bring the thing I never leave home without:

My charm and good looks

 

I've read this before... 'it's not how big it is it's how you use it'