Masturbation - am I normal???

As I remember I was helping to clear out the spare room and noticed the bouncer in its box. Then a few weeks later when I was alone I took it out and put it up in my bedroom doorway. I think it was just a bit of fun at the time. Then things kinda progressed and I tried to fit in it, clothed at first, then found I could fit easier without clothes. I was kneeling with the harness pulling between my legs - and it just kind of happened from there.

Then I couldn't get it out of my head so decided to make a bigger harness and attached it to the bouncer cross bar thing.

I tentatively bounced in it for a while with my feet on the floor and had some good orgasms, then it went from never believing it could hold me to eventually allowing it to hold my full weight.

When I'm not using it is out out sight in the box in the spare room.

But the baby bouncer broke a few weeks ago, but I've decided I dont think I need it anymore. Some of the suggestions on here about fixing it to the ceiling got me thinking. Anyway, my parents are on holiday for 2 weeks so decided to have a go. On Monday, I pushed the attic hatch open and there was a beam running up the roof. So I've screwed a hook into this and just attached the harness I made to it with some rope from the local hardware store.

I've used it every day so far for about 2hours a day and have had even better more intense orgasms than before. But I have a few questions which I'd like some advice on please...I've been leaving it all connected up and throwing it up into the attic, but this is not ideal if my parents decide to go up there for any reason. Does anyone know of a way that I could easily take it down and put it up each time I use it??

Also, I've noticed that when I first sit down in the harness there are creaking/cracking noises from the ceilings in the rooms around me. And when I get out of it, it sounds very relieved I've got out. Does anyone think this is anything to worry about?? Also while I masturbate, I swing in the harness and today the beam suddenly started creaking for no reason as I swung, and got louder and louder until I decided to get out. Can anyone tell me if the beam is strong enough?? I'm now paranoid about me breaking the roof!! lol.


Sorry for the long post!
Ellie x

 

Imo you should break the habit now before it ruins any chances of a normal relationship with someone. You are clearly obsessed with it, there are plenty of other ways to orgasm but you seem to think that that is the best way to do it. Do you have a boyfriend?

 

Not at the minute, but I have had. It has never got in the way.

 

Then surely a boyfriends equipment will be more than enough for you, instead of having to do what you do as well.

 

i wouldnt hook your harness up to a single roof beam, the creaking noises are an obvious warning- and im sure the last thing you would ever want is for a paramedic to come in to dig your naked, harness-bound self out a mountain of wood and plaster.

get yourself a small punchbag and hanging bracket, when your parents get back- convince them that its the latest fitness craze, ask one of them ( or do it yourself of course), to fix the bracket to the wall for you, then soon as their backs are turned, throw the punchbag on the floor - git yourself nakkid and bounce til your hearts content- and they will never suspect a thing

until then , try and find a long metal pole or similar and pass it through the straps of the bouncer ( not sure how these things fix up), and maybe spread the weight over the width of the loft hatch (obviously the pole would have to be wider than the loft hatch itself)

 

I'm sorry but without the hook I can't imagine a way to hang the bouncer from the ceiling.. I just can't think of anything.. :-/ Hope you'll find a solution soon!

 

Do you really think the creaking noises could be that serious?? I was planning on using it tonight.

I like the idea of the bracket though. would it be strong enough? Stronger than a beam?

 

I`m neither a carpenter or a builder, but as far as i know roof beams are meant to have weight spread across them, not centred at a single point as it would be when using a hook.
not entirely sure about a bracket- it would have to be a good quality one and fixed to the wall using bolts of 3" or more( the type that are used to fix plasma screens to wall)
without knowing what the bouncer fixing looks like, i cant think of any other options at the moment.

 

This habit could end in a really painful but funny way.

 

Oh I see...well that doesn't sound too promising.

I'm not actually using the bouncer any more. It is just the harness I've made connected to the hook. I thought as the bouncer was too weak I'd remove it from the equation...thought this would solve all my problems but obviously not.

As I said above I just got some rope from the hardware store. The rope seems to be a little stretchy so gives enough to allow me to bounce a little.

 

have fun with the rope