Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

oh its my friend again =)

pleasseee if you were fuckin horny you'd fuckin do it. in fact I know you havnt been a father all your life and probley did it when you were young there for youve already sinned!

 

true...

 

While the nazis where throwing babies into the gas chambers the catholics did nothing, said nothing and will pay the price for eternity.
Make no mistake organised religion is a business and a tool to control the masses. They are part of the establishment in an unholy alliance with the rich and powerful.
Their mission should be to establish heaven on earth and not to scare people.
Does the pope help the poorest of the poor? No he tells them to produce more mouths to feed. Does he declare the destruction of the planet by greedy fuckers a sin?
Just so you know I am a Lutheran, you know the religion started by Martin Luther who stood up to the catholics because he wanted to fuck (and perhaps have a wank).
Although I don't buy the bullshit about Jesus Christ being the son of God, he may have been a prophet but if he truly was the son, then he would have known the problems that organised religion would cause and would have demanded that we worship only God and nothing else.
The bible is propaganda, written by Christians to further their cause. Never read it never will.
And yes I do have a wank now and again.

 

If this is how you feel dont you think your in the wrong forum. People here tend to be a bit more enlightened and free thinking.

 

and not be held back by a myth. Anyway if everyone whos masturbated is going to hell then looks like heaven will be a little empty i think and full of boring sad asses (!)

 

Shut the hell up, dumb catholic's always preaching about stupid Bull shit

 

Yeah because they are sexually frustrated and they don't want us to enjoy ourselves and feel good.

 

Hey buddy!

If you love God so much, why not leave it up to God to judge people? Surely you agree you are hardly qualified for the job?

Get off your high horse. Why not concentrate on doing something positive in your life rather than trying to play God on internet forums?

Trust me you'll enjoy it.

 

Roffle. Heh, that's just Bird_Migration yankin' our chains! He's actually the Pope in real life, but he has a sense of humor so its ok.

In case you've never been, go to www.jackinworld.com. I like the section for techniques, it gave me a few new ideas. Hurrah for masturbation!

 

ok first of all, if you belive 'god' is the creator of us then 'god' was the one who intended to put those very sensetive nerves on/near our genitals, therefore he wanted us to have sex, often, and wouldnt care if we pleasured ourself as that is how human beings operate, he wouldnt of intended us to like masturbation if it was wrong.

 

luv it!

 

bird i hope you drown in your verbal sewage, as the gates of hell open to you and you see your beloved pope and ask him "how did you get here father?" he will surley say.

i raped little children because i couldnt get the relief of masturbation.







poop your face

 

I can resist no longer! Notice the way Saint Byrd-Migration calls him/herself "a good Catholic." I am hopeful that the person in question is pulling our collective chain. If so, it worked. While an occasional wank (and at times, ahem..., more than occasional) has kept me sane over the years - not to mention satisfied and cheerful, I cannot stoop to the low point that he/she did in consigning us (the masturbators, ie 99.9% of the known world) to the fires of hell. See what dogma, creed, and zealotry can lead to? The person should be ashamed! Either for holding the Catholic Church up to ridicule, in which case I am thinking he/she is not a catholic; or in perverting a message which is normally strong on redemption, forgiveness, and mercy. At any rate, he/she set off one hell of a firestorm - we love our clits and dicks! Wank on!

 

Amen

 

Repeat after me: No More Masturbation and/or Masturbation Kills Potential Human Beings.
Enough said, I rest my case.

 

Repeat after me: No more Child molestation by sexually repressed God botherers.
Enough said, I rest my case.

 

Repeat after me: Religious freaks bombing Abortion Clinics kills human beings. Enough said, I rest my case.

 

Hey bird~migration,

Why don't you get off the computer and beat off to The O'Reilly Factor? You hypocritcal piece of shit.

 

Hey Bird_Migration:

Oh, a storm is threat’ning
My very life today
If I don’t get some shelter
Oh yeah, I’m gonna fade away

War, children, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
War, children, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away

Ooh, see the fire is sweepin’
Our very street today
Burns like a red coal carpet
Mad bull lost it’s way

War, children, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
War, children, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away

Rape, murder!
It’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away

Rape, murder!
It’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away

Rape, murder!
It’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away

The floods is threat’ning
My very life today
Gimme, gimme shelter
Or I’m gonna fade away

War, children, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away

It’s just a shot away
I tell you love, sister, it’s just a kiss away
It’s just a kiss away
It’s just a kiss away
It’s just a kiss away
It’s just a kiss away
Kiss away, kiss away

WANKING IS THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS. and its actually a very good thing. escapism.

 

what's with those fruity looking guys in dresses in your pic?
that is teh str8 gheyness.