Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

Hahahaha bird you sick bastard messing with people's minds shame on you hahaha!!!!:X

As for me, I burn in hell everyday.
Twice, often more. Hehehe!!:X

I'm already on fire so to hell with it!! And I'll ride Satan's cock so hard I'll convert him to Buddhism!

 

Do want to convert me to Buddhism, sounds like fun!!

 

You are evil. Buddhism is an evil religion so Satan probably already is a member of that.

 

Lol buddhism is the only religion i like. I'd like to see you come up with one good reason for why its ''evil'' (!)

 

I'd be worried if I thought you were being serious as indeed you should be worried if you think there is a God who gives a monkeys about anyone paddling their pink canoe.

 

it is natural. it is not wrong thing

 

According to South Park, God is a Buddhist.
So FUCK OFF!

 

well isnt it a sin for you to tell all of us were going to hell?...
think about it....
and its also a sin to judge us...

 

And to paraphrase House: "There's a lot of internet porn these days...someone has to download it."

 

God made man in his own image....

....Say no more.

 

:troll:

 

Well, I think the original poster is joking. Even so, I've never really articulated my philosophy of masturbation.

It's a beautiful thing. A gift. As long as you aren't doing it to the exclusion of other important things, and as long as your partner comes first (no pun intended) then people should feel free to masturbate at will.

 

Shit! Thanks for letting me in on the secret, now I know what that thing is! I just thought it was to stroke and put in a few womens orifices.

Have you ever wondered what your priest is doing in those all boys camps?

 

Can we take that as a group compliment?

 

"bird_migration

Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 19,860
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flannelwearin'gal
All my buddies that have fucked are always talking about their favorite part of sex. It varies from being so close to someone, to the other person scratching down their back, to even licking the sweat off the other person (I personally wouldn't do that. I don't like salty tastes that much).

What is your favorite part of sex?


(And yes I know I'm weird for asking.)


Cumming."


Get a life.

 

Hmm, hell wont be so bad right? Since all of us masterbation crazy peepz will be there together right? ha

 

I'm glad I don't believe in hell. Must be a stressful way to live. No wonder this world is full of ppl who judge anything and everything about eachother. It's a competition, if 'God' likes me more than he likes you, I'll get a heaven spot, nananananana! Rediculous.
I was laughing before he said it was a joke.

 

I heard alot of cool bands will be playing there too...

 

SWEET! See ya there? :] I'll be by the bar when I get there, make sure to look for me, k? ^^

 

ya well you can go suck on an anus