Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

I saw jesus in a dream and he told me to spread the word...

Let's all masturbate and all have fun and all think about jesus!!!

 

That reminds me of a joke.



The word for today is "legs", so lets go spread the word

 

i think bird should just keep his thoughts to himself, i am pretty sure that there arent going to be many people that agree with you.

Lisa

 

oh man, i just read this whole thread...very interesting. all i have to say is i think everyone is entitled tho thier own views and opinions. while i disagree with bird and dont like it when people try to force thier views on others, i respect thier right to any religion they want.

just dont try to convert, live for yourself and be happy with it. if other peoples views affect you that much you'll never be happy yourself.

 

aside from bird I'm guessing the IQ isn't very high on this thread

 

hahahaha, you said 'get off'

 

lol... i love the guy above you saying he read the entire thread... but he doesn't agree with bird and his religion.



EVERYBODy- he was joking... it is called sarcasm.. and he said he was joking after weeble's long argument about religion...

 

ok, fine it was just a little unclear if he was joking about the while thing or just one of the other posts. either way i stand by what i said because there are def. people out there like that.

 

Shhhh, do not tell that to everyone. I enjoyed reading all the replies of the sinners.

 

what about thee ppl who enjoy to smell their own farts!!!!!

recently we had one guy talking bout how he loved his farts sooooooo much he would fart in the bathtub and lick the fart bubbles that came up .

That was a beautiful post.

And this thread is the most rockinest one of all. I'm honored to b able to post here!

WE ARE AlLL GOING TO HELL FOR HAVING SEX WITH OURSELF!!!! That's the one thing GPOD canot stand.

Hahhahhahahahah

tormented in fire roasted for eternity hahhahhahah.

remember whity, blacks, sisters, if there's a hell below We All gonna GO! !!!! one!1!!!!! pwned!!!!!!! fdssfajawedfkejwqorpeqwirfo[re
ds

thank YOU !

 

Catholosism and christianity confuse me. Why would god send you to hell? Supposedly according the bible Satan is supposed to be forming an army to make his final war with god and the anti christ is supposed to be leading it. Therefore god and Satan are enemies right? The "Loving and Forgiving" God punishes people by sending them to Hell. Not only is God helping Satan by giving him more souls for his army but Satan is also obeying God and helping him by punishes all the sould God wants punished. He is doing what God wants. Well then again all religion doesnt make sense, which is why I dont take part in it.

Then again it could also be that I am high as a kite right now, hope that isn't a sin as well.

 

NOOOO don't do that!!

That's what Origen did and he got EXCOMMUNICATED and called ANATHEMA and since he was cut off from the chruch we KNOW that he will never get to go to Heeaven!!!

oohoohh poorr Origen. Cant even pray for him.

 

why didn't you quote the Master truly????

It's better to go to heaven!

 

sry

 

you & me both!!!

yahooo.

just be honest

 

You are awesome person. whoever you are.

 

LoL you probably do it more than us and now u're concerned! lol

 

You didn't answer my question about the bible, I don't think you can. And dude if God hated masturbation so much our arms would be shorter so we couldn't reach.

 

shit i get so horny when people tell me not to do something.

 

hahahahaaha this the funniest thread ever!