Masturbation.

Haha, that was the "Katie show us your boob" thread.

This would be a "Katie whip out your cock" thread.



Totally different.

 

My room is the basement so I can hear people open the door and walk down the stairs, gives me enough time to grab a book or something

 

i'm gonna go lay down now. i'm tired. i didnt feel like making a thread about it. so night all...or if you're still up after i wake up from my nap i'll see you in a few hours

 

Haha.

I've never been caught, though. *Knock on wood*

 

Yeah right... "nap." Is that what you call it?

Anyway, I'm sure I won't be here, so see ya later.

 

I walked in on my little sister doing it... I found it incredibely amusing.

 

Amusing? I bet she didn't think so.

I thought your sister was a little kid, though.

 

what really sucks is when someone knocks on your door and you ignore it and then you hear the key going into the lock. You have to hide everything really quick and everybody knows what you were doing. Somewhat embarassing I have to say. Fortunately my room mate and I have arranged a schedule

 

She turns 12 in January. Sure acts younger sometimes.

 

Watch, we'll come here tomorrow and she'll have 6 bars...

 

Be aware: I am a full-blown masturbater. I can fit in at least 5-7 sessions per day. And that's pretty high for a femmenoid creature. Just ask Katie.

 

That's pretty damn impressive. Damn, what's your record number?!?

 

14, 15, maybe 16? ::sigh:: I could never be able to win a "contest."

 

Christ! You rock, Marisa!

 

Yes, I am the orgasm ace. Teehee...when I went to the Tattoo Mafia last night, there was a tattoo design of a chick masturbating.

 

Haha, you definitely should have gotten that one.

 

what's with the sudden happiness? Do guys get off by hearing girls talk about masturbation? Does it fit in with the category of lesbians?

 

you know god kills people who spill their seed on the ground.

and it came to pass when he went in to his brother's wife that he emitted on the ground lest he should give an heir to his brother
and the thing which he did displeased the lord therefore he killed him also.
Gen38:9-10

Poor Onan he spilled his seed on the ground and god killed him. I guess god is going to kill me soon too or send me to hell. I think I will take my chances though.

 

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

 

I total agree with that prism. I haven't died yet so I guess I will just keep on doing what I'm doing