Masturbation.

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by soulrebel51, Nov 18, 2004.

  1. prism

    prism :o

    Messages:
    4,544
    Likes Received:
    0
    I bet Alex is masturbating right as we speak...uhm...type.
     
  2. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    Messages:
    6,865
    Likes Received:
    7
    3 times... and yes, i do live in a dorm room.

    Here's my question: Do any of you guys do strangers? If yes, how many of your masturbations are done in the stranger mode.

    I just did a stranger now... my hands are still numb
     
  3. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Messages:
    9,144
    Likes Received:
    5
    Haha, I don't know. I guess so. Chuck made the thread, not I! :)
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Messages:
    31,804
    Likes Received:
    20
    Sinners....:D
     
  5. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Messages:
    41,058
    Likes Received:
    4
    You know, every time you think of sex, you should do a summersault. HAHAHA... that would be so awesome if it were a law... and people had to do it in public, and the government could read your mind!!! :D
     
  6. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Messages:
    31,804
    Likes Received:
    20
    [​IMG]or you could just play with yourself..
     
  7. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

    Messages:
    939
    Likes Received:
    0
    twice a day or so...i heard everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Messages:
    31,804
    Likes Received:
    20
    haha then i am surprised there are any kittens left :D
     
  9. deram_scholzara

    deram_scholzara Member

    Messages:
    243
    Likes Received:
    0
    Depends upon where the woman I love is.
    Probably about 2 average for me...too much could numb the sensation.
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Messages:
    31,804
    Likes Received:
    20
    i remember when i lived at home, my mama caught me once...
    we couldnt look at eachother for weeks :D
     
  11. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

    Messages:
    19,473
    Likes Received:
    11
    haha, i cant imagine what would happen if my parents caught me..
     
  12. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Messages:
    31,804
    Likes Received:
    20
    hahaha :D thats great...

    it was pretty much awful when my mom walked in..she probably told everyone, probably even made phonecalls :D
     
  13. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

    Messages:
    939
    Likes Received:
    0
    i sometimes feel weird if my husband catches me...lol...he is curious if i am picturing him, johnny depp, or another woman. lol!
     
  14. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Messages:
    31,804
    Likes Received:
    20
    hehehe i remember when my ex found uh, my uh, ya know, and i never felt so embarrassed, almost as bad as the mom thing :D
    he wouldnt let me live that one down :D
     
  15. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

    Messages:
    939
    Likes Received:
    0
    lol :) he is okay with me being bisexual...but i think he wonders sometimes where my imagination takes me :) lol!
     
  16. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

    Messages:
    939
    Likes Received:
    0
  17. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

    Messages:
    939
    Likes Received:
    0
    lol...sex is always an interesting topic
     
  18. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Messages:
    31,804
    Likes Received:
    20
  19. LaurelBayTree

    LaurelBayTree Senior Member

    Messages:
    939
    Likes Received:
    0
    sunshine and fun times
     
  20. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Messages:
    31,804
    Likes Received:
    20
    i havent had it in so long i forgot what it was :D harharhar :D *tap tap..is this thing on" :D
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice